Sex, Drugs and Jeff Dennis

I have had the pleasure of being handed an exclusive preview of Denton & Reddish Independent candidate, Jeff Daniels who is campaigning for a tougher stance on crime.

Jeff Daniels - Independent Candidate for Denton and Reddish

You can follow Jeff's campaign on Facebook.

Councillor John Taylor's Mrs. Hits Out At BNP Candidate

Watch closely at the beginning as she lashes out at Roy West. Some may say it has been coming for a long time...

Now what was Councillor Taylor's wife thinking when she was delivering leaflets to an opposing candidate? You aren't exactly going to get a warm welcome, but to hit out at someone for having different views is entirely shameful of the Labour Party.

Tameside Council Local Election Candidates 2010

Tameside Council Election Candidates 2010

Happy April Fools Day!

Obviously, the last post was an April fools joke. Given that dog shit is a subject of the day, this video may interest you:

EXCLUSIVE: Tameside Council to Power Offices with Dog Shit

In new documents leaked exclusively to Tameside Eye, an angry Tameside Patroller who wishes not to be named has revealed that they will now have to pick up dog shit as part of their duties.

Councillor John Taylor who commands Tameside Patrollers has said that patrollers will be given poop and scoop kits soon to start collecting faeces to power their new renewable energy project located beneath the council offices on Wellington Road.

Tameside Council claim that this is a first and that it will be able to power up to 15% of their offices at full capacity. Given that reckless dog owners allow their dogs to roam the streets and defecate on the streets, Tameside Council will have plenty to collect.

One does wonder what the smell of burning dog shit will be like in Ashton town centre. Mind you, councillors and senior management are full of it to begin with!

Tameside Council: Dog Pooh Energy